Ah, the end. Ladies and gents! Whoever wants a last taste of the Sha Gojyo experience-- hurry up while we're here, yeah? Just drop a line and we can drop our pants!

...Just kidding mostly. Seriously, it had been fun, econtra, but I'm going h-o-m-e. Not the most fun place and not where I wanna be. But, yeah.

Take care on your way back or to wherever, everyone!

Private to:

Skuld
Take care, little sister.

Tohru
I'm going to lose him again. But. I'll be OK. Thanks again and take care, sweet thing.

Hakkai
[erased stuff]
I'll miss you.

tags: endgame, hakkai, skuld, tohru

Heh. This is sweet. Looks like very few people aside from myself have figured out what's going on. Of course, that's part of--no, no, no. I'm not gonna tell. Come on, Econtra, think. Not that watching you all freaking out ain't amusing but can we break the chain of habitual idiocy for once? Hmm...Guess not. [laughs]

[static]

[whistles] Habitual. Idiocy. Wow, big words there. [laughs] I think I like this a little.

[ooc: The Joker (OU) (complete lack of concern for others (and self); fiendishly clever). Don't throw tomatoes at us, please.x_X]

tags: endgame, gojyo, the joker

Oh! Communication's back on!

Skuld? Hey, Skuuuld~? You still alive, girl? I didn't seal the room on ya or something, did I? Hakkai an' I waited 'til the last minute but ya didn't--

--aw, shit. Answer me if you're still alive, OK?

tags: endgame, hakkai, skuld

...Shit. I think Sanzo's gone. You're sticking with me through this one, right, Hakkai?

But, like, seriously. They brought us here to save this?

tags: hakkai

Now's not the time with both Goku and Hakkai missing but--

Sanzo, we need to talk.

tags: goku, hakkai, sanzo

Yo, stinking monk, monkey boy, Hakkai! Where the fuck are you guys? I think we're going to stand a better chance against whatever together, yeah? So don't you go gallivanting off to somewhere without me!

But, seriously, where is everyone? Hello..?

tags: sanzo-ikkou

[Gojyo running in the hallways of Dor.]

Holy Sh*t! Was that...Fuck! Not again...You've...kidding me...

[He stops running. The following is practically SCREAMED at the PDA, prolly painful to hear]

HAKKAI! SANZO, GOKU, SKULD!

ARE YOU GUYS ALRIGHT? WHERE ARE YOU? Come on, fucking answer, you guys!

[Running again. Click.]

tags: entropi, sanzo-ikkou, skuld

It's been awhile since I've last thought about them, but I wonder how Goku and Sanzo are doing? I've been here for more than a year now, sure as hell they've noticed me missing. They probably think I've just up and left without telling them though. But I haven't been able to talk to them for more than a year...Knowing Sanzo, he's probably made some crack about me being dead by now. Heh.

tags: goku, sanzo

Hey, babe, you were sleeping and I didn't wanna wake you up. We'll be meeting at the park for New Year's Eve, OK? See you there later.

Love, Gojyo.

tags: hakkai, new year's, sanzo-ikkou

All these thank you posts...now I understand why random things have been appearing in the room. To my secret admirer--Thanks a lot, really, but I've got a girl as a roomie, you know. A goddess even. It's a good thing she didn't see the paddle, cuffs, leather collar and lube you left on top of my bed. At least, I don't think she did. Augh. Just so you know though, I already have a boyfriend. Sorry. But thanks for the lube, man.

These porn mags...they're from Goku? What are you...Don't get me wrong, they're sweet, but girls shouldn't give guys stuff like this, stupid monkey.

Erm...right. So, you know, I don't really celebrate this...Christmas thing...so my sorries to those who were expecting gifts from me, yeah.

tags: christmas, goku, matt

I feel like shit.

Hakkai? Skuld? Monk? Monkey? Tohru? Alema? Err...whoever? You guys still here?

Come oooooooooooon.

...Fuck. I need to get laid. NOW.

tags: goku, hakkai, perverted kappa, sanzo, skuld, tohru

The 9th of November, huh?

Heh.

[ooc: Going on hiatus. Gojyo goes poof! after realizing (female!)Goku has arrived and that it's his birthday. D'aww.]

Oi, monkey! If you can read this, reply will ya? Your master's getting worried sick. Where the hell are you?!

tags: goku

What the hell is it with the weird underwear mixed in with my stuff? If you're trying to get me to wear something, at least make it something the ladies would like. Which is, by the way, the main reason I don't wear anything at all. Man, this is trash. Anyone want it?

...Sanzo's gone missing. Damn.

tags: econtra craziness: elephant undies, sanzo

[ooc: Gojyo's voice is <3, IMO. Took me awhile to find the right song, but then heard this on the bus...]

[Voice post, because his fingers are too restless to type with]

Um, Hakkai? Look, about--about that. I didn't mean to react that way. You know. I was just surprise and

So if you're feeling lonely, don't
You're the only one I'll ever want
I only want to make it go
So if I love you a little more than I should ...

Please forgive me, I know not what I do
Please forgive me, I can't stop loving you
Don't deny me, this pain I'm going through
Please forgive me, if I need you like I do
Please believe me (Oh believe it), every word I say is true
Please forgive me, I can't stop loving you

--what the fu--*cuts recording off*

tags: econtra craziness: singing, hakkai

Holy shit. Did I disappear again? Or hit my head? I don't remember anything about the past few days. Skuld turned into a full fledged Goddess (whatever that is) and Goku turned into a girl and I don't remember either of that happening! And the date on this thing--

Hey, Sanzo? You haven't pointed that gun at your own head yet, have you? Wait, do you even have your gun..?

[Private//Practically visible 'coz he's still a doofus]
Some lover I am, not even finding the time to be sad over my own girlfriend's disappearance. But between all the crazy events here and Sanzo's arrival...I've been. Busy. Yeah.

I suppose I should say I'm glad she's back in her world and all that. But I won't. I can't. I want Jean back here, with me. I...need her. I can't do this alone.

[/Private]

Alema-love~is there still a place at the club for little ol' me~?

tags: alema, econtra, havoc, sanzo

Click. Gojyo accidentally turns voice post on.

*talking to himself* Where is this place? None of the villages near Houtou castle look like this. Where did Hakkai bring us?...Where is he anyway? And what the hell?!

Gojyo takes off his eyepatch.

*shouting* Hakkai! Hakkai!

*groan of pain* Jien--he's--

I have to find Hakkai.

*rustling sounds of branches being pushed aside.*

Recorder times out.

[ooc: transformation plot AU!Gojyo = AU!Gojyo from AU!Hakkai's universe. He doesn't know how to use the PDA just yet, so he'll only be noticing voice replies.]

tags: au!au!gojyo, econtra craziness: transformation plot, hakkai, jien

Has anyone seen Havoc? I can't find her anywhere...Jean, are you alright? I'm getting worried with all these random people turning, well, evil. Send me a message as soon as you read this, would you?

Goku is...what's going on here?

tags: econtra craziness: meat-puppets, goku, havoc

I don't think the shit's going on around is having any effect on me. I guess it makes sense, since I'm already content and all. Not that I don't have any dreams for the future or anything like that, but I'm happy right now. God, I love you. They've given me another chance with you and I'm not messing this one up. I'm not going to let you live me this time.

[ooc: Hakkai, of course. And Gojyo falls into coma right after. B back weekend]

tags: econtra craziness: hope plot, hakkai

[Private//Truth!Plot + Gojyo's lack of screening skillz = Very Easily Hackable]

I'm worried about Goku. Reeeeeeeeeally worried. And sure they've got a fucking mission to finish but it's not like they can do it without Goku there. So, yeah, I hope they bring Sanzo here soon. Like reeeeeeeal soon. Fuck.

[/Private]

Hey, Hakkai.

Havoc's letting me go to the Strip Club. You wanna go, man? You seriously need to get laid.

[ooc: last sentence = truth!plot]

Edit: Schuuuuu. Alema-darling~ who do I hafta to go through to get into your club again? And who's stripping when?

tags: alema, hakkai, schuldig, strip club